Things You Learn After The Second Day of School:
1. All students really want is for class to be fun.
2. Also, candy.
3. 90 minutes is a less surprisingly long amount of time when you learn it’s actually 108 minutes.
4. Stop packing quinoa for lunch. You’re never gonna eat it.
5. They’re not impressed. “I heard Obama speak, then shook his hand. I also heard Joe Biden speak, then I took a selfie with him.” “Hold up Ms. Abram!! Why didn’t you take a selfie with Obama?”